June 8

[mudshark]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="Gatac"]The Sting reference really stood out ...[/quoteost_uid0]
That it did, but it was the second part in that scene ("In Soviet Russia, insect oids you.") that had me thrown for a while.

More good bits:
[quoteost_uid0]T'Pol: Actually, identical DNA should mean clones. But given that this device has no business being able to read entire genomes without even taking a sample, I'm not inclined to trust it. Children it is. [/quoteost_uid0]*snerk*
[quoteost_uid0]Archer: You're relieved! Hayes is tactical officer now!
Reed: Hayes? HAYES? ....Travis, I'm afraid I need my seppuku knife back.
Mayweather: But I need it for tonight's dinner! How else are the carrots going to chop themselves? [/quoteost_uid0]Carrots!
[quoteost_uid0]Corporal Chang: Huh? (KLONK)
Reed: Wow, he dropped like a lawyer out a twelfth-floor window. What exactly was in that hypospray?
Phlox: Ice-9. We can thaw him in the microwave when we're done. [/quoteost_uid0]Hee. Bokonon would approve. :lol:

Or give him the "Ming" test. Whatever.
[quoteost_uid0]Reed: I volunteer to kill Hayes.
T'Pol: Unnecessary. A Hayesmaker will suffice.
Reed: Well, maybe that'll at least bruise him. Then he'll be a purple Hayes. [/quoteost_uid0]OK, you're off the hook for "a Hayesey shade".
[quoteost_uid0]Archer: Guards! Get back to the ship! I vant to be alone!
Guard: We'll give the crew your re-Gretas. [/quoteost_uid0]Heh heh heh.


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