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ost_uid4]Top 10 Ways to Talk down an intelligent bomb.
10. Convice Travolta to accept stock options so he doesn't make another bomb like Battle Field: Earth.
9. Given the frequency of bad movies being made, enstate a policy that any actor or actoress that makes a bomb must watch their own flick. Quality of movies should skyrocket quickly as quality will improve through either better quality control, or thinning of the ranks in hollywood.
8. Make Bill Gates watch shows like Barney, Teletubbies, and American Idol with his eyes taped open so he can't close them. By the time he losses him mind from the repetive viewings, he will be controllabe enough to make Windows and all affiliated software useable and stable enough to be understood by anyone.
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05-27-2004, 12:13 PM
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