May 24

[mudshark]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Reed: Hey, someone just pulled us out of the field with a tractor beam. Why isn't my counter-tractor-beam beam working?
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Shran: To answer your question, we have a counter-counter-tractor-beam-beam beam. [/quoteost_uid0]Were you watching [iost_uid0]Get Smart[/iost_uid0] before you wrote this? :lol:
[quoteost_uid0]Archer: What's with the box of safety scissors?
T'Pol: They're for the Andorians. Surely we aren't letting them use real tools.
Archer: These are all left-handed.
T'Pol: Andorians are sinister. [/quoteost_uid0]Heheheh.
[quoteost_uid0]Shran: Greetings! I'm from the Andorian National Kremlin of Lodestone Extracters.
Degra: (over the comm) You're the man from A.N.K.L.E.? [/quoteost_uid0]
[quoteost_uid0]Talas: It's too bad I'm not staying longer. I could really improve the efficiency of your phase cannons.
Reed: With your amazing engineer's touch?
Talas: You'd better believe it. I could get those phase cannons pumping out so much energy they'd --
Phlox: (over the comm) Stop it! STOP IT! I didn't set you two up. You're not allowed to have sexual tension!
Reed: Didn't I rig your communicator to explode?
Phlox: I switched it with Mr. Mayweather's. [/quoteost_uid0]Hee hee hee.

Threatened antenna stapling. Travis 'n' Hoshi subplot. Angstroms and more. Five stars. Joe Bob says check it out. [/colorost_uid0]