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[color=#000000ost_uid0]10. Patrick the Genetically Enhanced Dude [iost_uid0]That's a stupid question.[/iost_uid0]
9. Captian Kirk: [iost_uid0]To...boldly...go...where *ow* what...was...that...for? [/iost_uid0] Uhura:[iost_uid0] As your communication officer, I must warn you that joke is now banned on 47,000 planets.[/iost_uid0]
8. Bashir:[iost_uid0] Certainly not due to any genetic enhancements...[/iost_uid0]
7. Troi:[iost_uid0] It felt...pain! And sensed...chocolate sundaes[/iost_uid0]
6. Crusher:[iost_uid0]Perhaps we could run a few humane tests and find out.[/iost_uid0]
5. Ezri:[iost_uid0] Because it was lonely...no, tired, no, bored, no, because it wanted it's afraid of the dark...[/iost_uid0]
4. Janeway:[iost_uid0] There must have been a Starbucks or Tim Hortens across the street.[/iost_uid0]
3. Porthos: [iost_uid0]*is seen running after chicken saying, WOOF! WOOFWOOFWOOOOOFWOFWOF!*[/iost_uid0]
2. Tucker: [iost_uid0] Maybe there are some eggs in its nest. I have a hankering for pecan pie. T'Pol, how about you?[/iost_uid0]*Glares from T'Pol*
1. Picard: [iost_uid0] Surely the chicken went for some primal urge, such as to ask to the woman he has loved, who's best friend married her, to ENGAGE! [/iost_uid0]

Top Ten Trek Characters Who Would Make Better Captains, and Why[/colorost_uid0]