LOTR Spoofing - Let`s start with Edoras

[Kira]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]That reminds me of this bit from the "Abridged Script" of FotR, courtesy of The Editing Room:

IAN MCKELLEN: It's good seeing you again, Christopher Lee. I like what you've done with your hair, how do you keep it so tangle-free?

CHRISTOPHER LEE: Well, Ian, I condition when showering, brush it straight while still in the shower, and then condition again. The secret is in the second conditioning.

IAN MCKELLEN: Brilliant! See, this is why you're obviously the better wizard.[/colorost_uid0]