April 1

[Nic Corelli]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="Scooter"]and add new cheese every once in a while whenever you feel like it. I can see it now: Five Minute Smallville, Five Minute Perfect Strangers, Five Minute Static Shock... [/quoteost_uid0]
*THWAP!*

Smallville is a great show! It is not cheese! Â :madder:



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Zombie Mongol Gladiators: GAKO, GAKAS, GAKAT!
Xena: That's the last of them. Now let's go make us some Caesar salad!
Joxer: Oo, oo! And show Khan our wrath?
Xena: Hit him, Gabby. [/quoteost_uid0]

[quoteost_uid0]Genghis Khan: I told you she'd get through our armies. You owe me six denarii.
Julius Caesar: I'll pay you on the Ides.
Xena: Ha! I've found you! Now the two of you will pay the price for --
Julius Caesar: Two? Hardly. Allow me to introduce you to the final member of my Third Triumvirate!
Hitler: JAWOHL!
Xena: What the--? How could--?
Hitler: Komm now! You should know better by now than to expect der historical consistency, Fraulein!
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Hysterical!


P.S. I nearly got a heart attack when I saw Voyager, TNG, DS9 etc. replaced with Dawson`s Creek, Felicity, Survivor and co. on the main page, [/colorost_uid0]