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 ost_uid0]No sweat, Z.Sa'ar, too many funnies to quote 'em all, but here are a few I especially liked: [quote ost_uid0]Mirror-Harris: Y'know, if lemmings lived in a country with sensible coastlines, we wouldn't even know about them.--- Stewardess: Thank you for flying PsiCorps Hyperways. If you look to your left and right, you will see that the emergency escape pods are reserved for flight crew only. In the event of a loss in cabin pressure, your eyeballs will be sucked from their sockets and then explode. We ask that you keep your tray tables and seatbacks in the locked, upright position until the transport exits hyperspace and comes to a complete relative stop. Ashley: How often did you say this thing exits hyperspace? Bester: Never. Chen: Are we there yet? --- Chen: Okay, he's gone. Gimme a credit card so I can get the door open. (door opens) Ewww, I smell dead people. (squish) Gaaaah! I see dead people! Ashley: Dude, you stepped in dead people. [/quote ost_uid0]Batman, heh. Monkeys, heheh. "Unsuited hyperspace walk", heheheh.  Great job![/color ost_uid0]
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