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[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="Scooter"]PS - Certain parties (and you know who you are) are [iost_uid0]not[/iost_uid0] allowed to write #7 on pain of smiting. [/quoteost_uid0]

And of course, that does not refer to me!

[bost_uid0]The Top Ten Deaths of John[/bost_uid0]

[bost_uid0]10. [/bost_uid0]He was slowly disemboweled with a rusty toothpick, and his entrails were used as party streamers at his funereal celebrations.
[bost_uid0]9. [/bost_uid0]Someone gave him a red shirt for his birthday.
[bost_uid0]8. [/bost_uid0]He was chopped up, stewed with potatoes, and fed to the dogs.
[bost_uid0]7. [/bost_uid0]He accidentally put his head into a blender on high speed.
[bost_uid0]6.[/bost_uid0] He was put through college as a life science major.
[bost_uid0]5.[/bost_uid0] He was eaten alive by carnivorous pink butterflies.
[bost_uid0]4. [/bost_uid0]He was repeatedly THWAP!ed across the head with a five mile long station.
[bost_uid0]3. [/bost_uid0]He auditioned for American Idol and was sporked to death by Simon Cowell after the first two notes of "Faith of the Heart".
[bost_uid0]2.[/bost_uid0] He met [bost_uid0][iost_uid0]ME.[/iost_uid0][/bost_uid0]

And the number one Death of John:

[bost_uid0]1. [/bost_uid0]Some idiot put him into the One-By-One story on a whim, and he has been stuck in the everlasting cycle of life and death since, never to attain nirvana.


Why am I only restricted to ten entries on this list? It's not fair! I'm having so much fun here!

Sa'ar-- Regarding your list. I understand #10 and #7. But [iost_uid0]what the hell do you mean by #6?[/iost_uid0] Â :suspicious:

You had better not be going after hot Croatian chicks without telling me. [bost_uid0]Because [iost_uid0]I WANT IN![iost_uid0][/bost_uid0][/colorost_uid0]