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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Top Ten Ways to Recognize a Goa'uld Host

10. They are stuffing themselves with Chili
9. They can't stand listening to Logic
8. You notice the weapon they have in their hands is aiming at you, not the enemy.
7. Their voice seemed to have dropped a couple of octaves
6. They are spending too much time in front of the mirror
5. They refuse to use the traditional transporter. Instead, they rather use their own contraption that uses rings.
4. Yesterday, they didn't have the motivation to take over the Enterprise.
3. Hoshi isn't afraid anymore
2. Mayweather has lines
1. Janeway refuses to drink coffee

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