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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Top Ten Reasons To Be A Redshirt

10. Total lack of pattern recognition
9. Always able to get reliable information indicating whether or not you're dead, Jim
8. Whole lot of cheap second-hand uniforms available, practically new
7. Attempting to emulate Alpha Complex citizens with Red Security Clearence, in hopes of multiplying projected life span by six
6. Guarenteed answers to deep philosophical questions regarding nature of reality and existance of god within a month or less
5. Lifelong ambition to serve as exposition for dire peril awaiting regular cast members
4. Bright red uniform perfect camouflage when dropped into Mendinus IV's fiery lava pits
3. Memorizing lines very difficult
2. Prefer to have your life simple and laid out before you, instead of all that dreadful uncertainty

And the number one reason to be a Redshirt:
1. Explore new worlds, new civilizations, and bravely GAK! where no man has GAK!ed before

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