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 ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="Scooter"]6. Spock: Vulcanis (so much nicer than Vulcan, and hardly anyone knows itÂ’s there)5. Worf: Planet BatÂ’lethia (the world made entirely of batÂ’leths; unfortunately the PainStick Alpha has been overrun with American tourists)[/quote ost_uid0]:lol: Top Ten Things That Would Be Different If The Federation Were Run By Klingons 10. Picard would still be on the Watchers planet, lording it over his worshippers ("Bring me my Earl Grey, slaves!") 9. Troi would have the same sense of fashion as the Duras sisters 8. Come to think of it, Troi would be an actual warrior 7. Wesley would have killed himself over his dishonorable Academy deeds, assuming no one else beat him to it 6. Data would have a pet targ named Killer 5. [i ost_uid0]Battlecruiser Vengeance[/iost_uid0] would be the hit TV show4. Worf [i ost_uid0]would[/iost_uid0] have killed Picard where he stood3. The Romulans would quickly go bankrupt as the Klingons built houses and hotels on the two pro...no, wait, that's Monopoly... 2. Irving Berlin would be outlawed 1. Janeway: "Prune juice, black" Next: Top Ten Ways to Tell Someone is Really an Infiltrating Shapeshifter[/color ost_uid0]
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