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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Top Ten Things to Add to a Chili Mix:

10: Guano and copper...no, wait, that's a Chile mix.
9: The obvious: Chili powder.
8: Ice cubes...no, wait, that's a chilly mix.
7: Kraft Powdered Instant Chili Mix (now with 50% more sodium benzoate)
6: Port holes.
5: Capsacian (sp) oil antidote (for nebbishy Yankees, Canadians and other such wimps)
4: SPAM (Squirrel, Possum and Moose)
3: Mystery Meat (first one to guess doesn't have to eat it).
2: Fire alarms.
1: A blue ribbon for anyone who doesn't use the obvious in-joke.

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