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[color=#000000ost_uid0]List the Top Ten Reaons Why Archer Keeps Getting Beaten Up.

10. It's in his contract
9. At any moment, he thinks he will Leap
8.He is trying to get killed off the show
7.He forgot to eat his Wheaties
6.He is hoping for a big role in an action movie
5.He thinks he is The One
4.He loves pain
3.He has a "Kick Me" sign on his back
2.It turns him on
1.T'Pol said she would marry him if he did, but it hasn't happened yet

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