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![]() ![]() ![]() Yah I kinda thought the block was too long, but I was In a risk taking mood. Anyway I tried to edit it down a bit: Morpheus: Neo, I only can show you the door, you must walk through it. Neo: Why, Are you afraid of doors? Morpheus: Yes, the last time I opened one it had a balding agent on the other side Neo: Oh my God you’re crazy, What did the Oracle say to you to make you so crazy crazyman? Morpheus: She told me that I shall stop slapping people with fish. Spoon Boy: She told me there is no spoon. Trinity: She told me that I— Neo: Quiet, Trin. Can't you see the boy's telling me about his spoon? So Spoon boy can I have a spoon? Spoon Boy: There is no spoon. It’s simply an unconfused astroprojection of underling metaphors representing the power of will and Dillbert. Neo: I like shiny things… Spoon Boy: Just bend the stupid spoon already Kid! Neo: How? Spoon Boy: Use the forks, dummy. How’s that? better? worse? tell me. P.S. [quote ![]() ![]() Huh?[/color ![]()
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs |
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![]() ![]() [quote ![]() ![]() Huh?[/quote ![]() From the Submissions FAQ:[quote ![]() ![]() ![]() Most likely because, somewhere in your fiver, you used more than one exclamation mark. This is my greatest pet peeve. Other grammatical errors I can stand, but I will not be on your side if you overdo the exclamation marks. I've killed men for less. DON'T DO IT.[/quote ![]() ![]()
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![]() [b ![]() ![]() [b ![]() ![]() Ech. I'm trying to get the wording right. "You must learn to use the forks." "You must learn to use the power of the forks." "May the forks be with you." (That one, I'm thinking, would be good for the elevator scene.)[/color ![]()
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![]() [b ![]() ![]() [b ![]() ![]() [b ![]() ![]() ...but seriously now. Â (Relatively speaking, anyways.) It's a shame the scene about the five Ones isn't in the movie, because I find that variation on the MP "sank into the swamp" joke hilarious. Â But, it's not, so there. Â I actually like the version of the first scene where Neo wants to hear about the boy's spoon, but (a) it seems odd to follow that with a Spoon Boy scene and (b) it also seems odd for Neo to want to listen to the boy but not the others. I'd pick something along the lines of: [b ![]() ![]() [b ![]() ![]() [b ![]() ![]() [b ![]() ![]() [b ![]() ![]() I also like the "knifey-spooney" joke... which is why I used it in a fiver, so I find it a little old. ![]() ![]()
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![]() anyway just for fun *start's doing stupid movie trailer voice-over voice* Read g-blatt's The Matrix: 18 blocks, UN-CUT, now with 30% more Star Wars references then ever! *stops doing stuped movie trailer voice-over voice* Morpheus: Neo, I only can show you the door, you must walk through it. Neo: Why, Are you afraid of doors? Morpheus: Yes, the last one I opened had a balding agent on the other side. Neo: Ya like thatÂ’ll ever happen again. So Morpey What did the Oracle tell you? Morpheus: She told me that I shall stop slapping people with fish. And that I would find THE FIVE. Neo: you mean THE ONE. Morpheus: UmÂ… erÂ… umÂ… oh crap... *waves hand* Morpheus: You diden't hear that! btw have you met Spoon boy? Neo: Why do they call you spoon boy? Spoon Boy: I like Spoons. Neo: So Spoon boy can I have a spoon? Spoon Boy: There is no spoon. ItÂ’s simply an unconfused astroprojection of underling metaphors representing the power of will and Dillbert. Neo: I like shiny thingsÂ… Spoon Boy: Just bend the stupid spoon already, Kid! Neo: How? Spoon Boy: Use the forks, dummy. Neo: The Forks? Spoon boy: The Forks, they surround us and penetrate us with there sharp pointy-ness. Neo: Tell me, do they hurt? Spoon boy: That would ruin the surpriseÂ…[/color ![]()
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