Group Adaptive Story - Like the onebyone story, only stranger.

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]"That's odd. It missed me," said John. "I am still alive!"
"There must be a reason why you are still alive," said a dying Mulder.
"The truth is out there," said John.
"Hey, that's my line!" said Mulder.
"No it isn't!" yelled John.
"Says who?" asked Mulder.
"The credits," said John.
"Oh," said Mulder just before dying.
John turns around and walks off a cliff.
"I sure hope there is water down there!" yelled John
"Nope, just some sharp rocks to break your fall," said the mysterious voice.
"Bummer" *Distant Splat*
"Yep, it broke my fall," exclaimed John, who had a sharp rock protruding through his mid section.[/colorost_uid0]