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Old 10-23-2003, 02:56 AM
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[quoteost_uid0="NAHTMMM"][color=#000000ost_uid0]Mouse: How's breakfast, Neo?
Neo: Painful. I keep poking myself with this pointy fork. Don't you people have even a single spoon?
Tank: Sorry, Neo. There is no spoon. Morpheus gave them all to some brat for some project.[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]Heh. I like it. I'd probably leave off the explanation and just end the scene with "there is no spoon" as that's the actual punchline.

Mouse: How's breakfast, Neo?
Neo: Painful. I keep poking myself with this pointy fork. Don't you people have even a single spoon?
Tank: Sorry, Neo. There is no spoon.[/colorost_uid0]
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