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10-23-2003, 01:26 AM
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 ost_uid0](by the way, I think I liked Standback's take on Oracle better than my own. PHJ's is good too.)A rearrangement of Kira's block: [b ost_uid0]Mouse:[/bost_uid0] Hey, Neo, how'd you like that woman in the red dress? I programmed her, y'know. I call her, "Minuet 2.0".[b ost_uid0]Morpheus:[/bost_uid0] Hey, Neo, eat up quick. We're off to see the Oracle soon. Cypher, aren't you hungry?[b ost_uid0]Cypher:[/bost_uid0] Hey, even if I were, why would I eat this rubbish here when I can go eat a steak in the Matrix?[b ost_uid0]Everyone Else:[/bost_uid0] Wha...?[b ost_uid0]Cypher:[/bost_uid0] ...What? Did I say something wrong?A twist on PHJ's: Neo: Why are we having chicken for breakfast? Mouse: Speaking of chicken-- Dozer: Oh, don't you start. Morpheus: Good morning, Neo. Today we visit the Oracle at-- Neo: Delphi? Morpheus: Gethsemane Street in New York, actually. Neo: Whatever. I just hope that wasn't foreshadowing. And another bit to throw in the pot just for kicks :smile: : Mouse: How's breakfast, Neo? Neo: Painful. I keep poking myself with this pointy fork. Don't you people have even a single spoon? Tank: Sorry, Neo. There is no spoon. Morpheus gave them all to some brat for some project.[/color ost_uid0]
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