October 3 and 4

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Investors: Congratulations, you've just won a million dollars!
Sakai: I said I was anti-game show!
Investors: This isn't a game show.
Sakai: Then explain the cheesy synthesizer music!
Investors: That's the Vorlon over there. Ignore it. [/quoteost_uid0]

*snicker* Can't go wrong with Vorlons.

[quoteost_uid0]Tu'Pari: You see, the Assassin's Guild teaches us a variety of interesting torture methods. Like endless re-runs of reality TV shows, or worse
G'Kar: The run-up to the Californian elections?
Tu'Pari: Worse.
G'Kar: Not... not Titanic?
Tu'Pari: BWAAHAHAHAHA!
[/quoteost_uid0]

*shudder* Eeeeevil.

[quoteost_uid0]Sinclair: I was supposed to demonstrate Earth's major belief system to you, but since showcasing religious beliefs would probably start terrorist attacks or gratuitous wars, I've decided to focus on some other equally gruesome aspect of Earth culture: inexplicable late twentieth century entertainment fads.
Celine Dion: Near... far... wherever you are....
Everybody: AAAAAAH NOOOOOOO!
[/quoteost_uid0]

Never pass up a chance to continue a running gag. Nice work, dear.

[quoteost_uid0]Talia: Hi, I'm Talia from Psi Corps. I'm supposed to check in with you.
Ivanova: That's good. Next you'll have to check in with Nightwatch, then Hitler, then SATAN IN HELL.
Talia: You're not... angry with me, are you?
Ivanova: You are the absolute worst telepath ever. [/quoteost_uid0]

*znerk*

[quoteost_uid0]Garibaldi: Please. I've watched enough Daffy Duck to know that choking can only result in amusement. [/quoteost_uid0]

This is true. Cartoon violence = fun

[quoteost_uid0]Sinclair: You must know something about all this.
Kosh: Questions do not lead to understanding.
Sinclair: Isn't there anything you can tell me?
Kosh: The wall does not yet have enough ears.
Sinclair: I'll, um, see you later.
Kosh: Ferrets roam. [/quoteost_uid0]

I love Kosh. He's so incoherent.

[quoteost_uid0]Garibaldi: Hi.
Talia: Hi.
Garibaldi: So....
Talia: No.
Garibaldi: Aw. [/quoteost_uid0]

*snicker*[/colorost_uid0]