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ost_uid0="JobeGDG"][color=#000000 ost_uid0]I gotta admit that ths sounded better in my head than it looks in writing.Smith: What is it you want, Mr. Reagan? Cypher: Can I have lots of money and power? Pretty please? I've been a very good boy this year. Smith: Okay... I can put you on the 'nice' list if you betray and kill your shipmates. Cypher: Hooray! Smith: Good. Now get off my knee.[/color ost_uid0][/quote ost_uid0][color=#000000 ost_uid0]The head-to-pen,-er,-keyboard problem is a noted phenomenon.That said, I like the punchline. How about, Smith: What is it you want, Mr. Reagan? Cypher: Nothing really. I just want to be reinserted into the Matrix, be an actor in a summer blockbuster, and have a horsey. Smith: Okay... I can put you on the 'nice' list if you betray and kill your shipmates. Cypher: That doesn't sound very nice. Smith: Just shut up and get off my knee. Hm. Still needs work.... (by the way, welcome to the boards)[/color ost_uid0]
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