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Old 09-30-2003, 02:02 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Erm, [iost_uid0]who[/iost_uid0] knew just what you were there for again?

A: "[iost_uid0]Chili jokes are lame
Chili jokes are lame
I don't like those chili jokes
'Cause chili jokes are lame.[/iost_uid0]"



[quoteost_uid0="catalina_marina"]Q: Is it true that you are attracted to 17, even though she wants to kill you?

:Runs [iost_uid0]very[/iost_uid0] far away:[/quoteost_uid0]

--Yeah, you'd BETTER run from 17-aka-Sue!

--Um, yeah, ooookay....

--I think the question of whether 17 is attracted to me is more important, as any attraction I might feel for her would not have any effect on her attempts to kill me.

--What is with all these relationships springing up out of nowhere lately? Has everybody come down with a 'shipping virus or something?

--Well, yeah, she's attracting me. With a humongous Magnet of Doom. What's your point?

--If only I were NCATMMM, then I could make a lame slashing joke about American movies--or is that the other way around?

[iost_uid0](Pick whatever response suits your fancy best )[/iost_uid0][/colorost_uid0]

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