Block 8 - Something is wrong with the world

[Wonko The Sane]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Okay...here goes:

Trinity: Alright, we're here. Now don't fib, because if you do you won't be getting any cookies later.
Neo: aww...

Morpheus: Hey
Neo: Hey
Morpheus: I'm here to tell you the truth about your world.
Neo: I'm confused
Morpheus: You ever played Everquest?
Neo: Ummmm....
Morpheus: Here, take a pill, you'll understand later.

Neo: Ooooh...cool....the mirror's gone all funky...
Morpheus: Ah, the pill is starting to have it's effect.
Trinity: Actually, he's like this all the time.
Neo: mmmm....shiny....

Neo: ACK! I'm covered in slime! What the spluck happened last night?
Robot: Hiya
Neo: Was it something I ate?
(Neo gets flushed)
Neo: This is the best waterslide EVER!

Morpheus: Welcome to the real world
Neo: Can I go down the slide again?
Morpheus: Oh god, what have I done?

EDIT: This is my [iost_uid0]very[/iost_uid0] first attempt at the fiver style, so any kind of imput on this is welcome![/colorost_uid0]