Answer --> Question game

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Captain, I have two messages. First, we brought this cave-man back home from our trip to the prehistory and second, we have some problems with the chairs in the mess hall. You see, they're all broken.

A: Have you ever heard of 'Warm Icecream in a Calculator'?[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Darn, I hate these song translations - OLP's "Clumsy" was turned into "The Person Without Much Ability to Walk Like an Egyptian"!



A: "And so, on that day, they set forth to see Lord of the Rings, Part 4: Fanfics on Film"[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Will you tell us our favorite story again, grandpa?

A: Is that plural of Portho?[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Would you like some porthouse steak?



A: Poor dog, people make him chilli, so he went to live with the ewok's.[/colorost_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What happened to the mutt? I wanted to execute a Porthoswhack to make Chiliwack.

A: Pardon me...do you have any Grey Council?[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I am running for governor of California. Ask me any questions that you would like.

A: Nope, we are over on our budget for this week. We shouldnt have used those electronic lizards last week.[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What do you mean we can't get any lightning? What about a tiny cardboard spaceship hanging from a thread?

A: Hey stranger! Yeah you, would you come with me to that dark ally so I can kidna... I mean, show you a particularly beautiful star?[/colorost_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: How dumb do you think I am?

A: Don't answer that.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Hoshi: Captain, there is a call from from T'Pol's lover. Should I answer it?

A: What is the big deal? It's only a little rabbit[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: That's no ordinary rabbit. That is the most cruel beast you've ever laid eyes on.

A: Look at the bones![/colorost_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why is my tricorder picking up elevated calcium levels?

A: You don't have to put on the red light.[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Red alert! All hens to battle stations!

A: Don't worry, we'll just kill Harry again or something.[/colorost_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: There's a spacial anomaly off the port bow, Chakotay's crashed the shuttle, Paris has run off on some headstrong mission, Holodoc's complaining, Seven's exploring her human side, Janeway's pulled a technobabble solution out of her ear, Torres is implementing it and Neelix is cooking. We're out of cliches. What do we do?

A: You can even marry Harry, but mess around with Ike.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I want to marry Harry Potter, but there is this certian Elf that's really cute...



A:MAD is for Mutual Agreement of Divorce.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I thought you said you got MAD with your ex yesterday. Why are you so happy today?

A: ...[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Hey everybody! John Sheridan and I have decided to get married! Isn't that fantastic?




[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] ... !? ...[/colorost_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What's Morse Code for SWhatthespluckS?

A: I wanna be a dentist.[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] I have a question for you, Ambassador. What do you want?




[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Get out. Get OUT![/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Captain, the computer said the Warp Core is about to breach. Is that bad? What should we do to fix it?

A: ...and then, the Turbo lift suddenly dropped. It did not stop at all. In fact, it went out of the bottom of the ship and kept on going. Then I woke up and was glad it was only a dream.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So Tucker, what's your exuse for running around shirtless THIS episiode?



A: A poodle came and said," So where's the beef!"[/colorost_uid0]