5MDV: Five-Minute "The Vulcan Hello"

[Zeke]

I had hoped it wouldn't come to this. I wanted to publish both parts at once and make a whole thing of that.

But dammit, 2019 is not gonna be the first calendar year I don't update 5MV in. And this needs the least prep time out of the technically-finished things I've got (there are actually a couple). It's not properly linked into its subsite because the subsite isn't made yet, but that can wait.

Ladies, gentlemen... Five-Minute "The Vulcan Hello".