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Five-Minute Macrocosm
Tak Tak: As punishment, this incident will be used to give Neelix more importance on Voyager. Janeway: Please, be merciful! The horror! Janeway: This is Captain Janeway of the starship Voyager to anyone who can hear me -- I'm trapped in some sort of terrible horror movie cliché! Macrovirus: BZZZZZZZ -- (ZAP! SPLAT!) Janeway: It's just not the same without the bazooka. Indeed it isn't. Truly a punchline for the ages. Janeway: I really should make those holodecks explosion-proof, but how often would you really need that sort of thing? ACK! A flash of genre blindness! Any Dilbert fans remember that punchline?
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mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate. Zeke: It comes nateurally to him. mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea. Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity. Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own! Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further. |
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