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Fivers. It's your choice.
Which Fiver do you like best?
I pretty much like all the Enterprise ones, they crack me up. But Earlier today, I read In the Pale Moonlight. Some how I seem to have missed this one before. Reading it, while drinking hot chocolate I came to this part: Holo-Weyoun: ...at which point the rest of the Romulan fleet will be unable to stop us. What do you think, Damar? Holo-Damar: DUH. I ARE STOOPID. Sisko: Garak, are you sure you're the best person to write this script? Garak: Are you implying that the dialogue is less than true-to-life? At which the drick came flying out of my mouth (And a tiny bit of the nose) And I laughed so hard I spent the next 10 minutes on the floor gasping for breath. That was a funny fiver. That cracked me up too: Sisko: Let's do some role-playing, old man. You're a Romulan strategist, and I argue that the Dominion is sure to turn on you eventually. What's your answer? Dax: A human! How did you get into Romulan space? Guards! Sisko: All right, let's say I take down the guards and you have to talk to me. Dax: I demand to see proof! Sisko: Blast, you're right. How can we prove the Dominion is -- Dax: No, proof that you could take down the guards. What's your THAC0? Classic. Whats other peoples favs?
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