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Richardson and the quest... of DOOMMM!
Prologue:
Richardson: Heh... there we go, my new White Ninja Trophy all shiny. *Place-a* Muse: Sir Richardson! Richardson: AHHH! How'd you get aboard my ship, past the several hundred marines, through my multi-plexed locked door, saw-tooth redundantly intermeshed security force-fields, and the obquitous swinging blade traps? Muse: *Rolls eyes, holds up Muse Pass* You, Sir Richardson, are needed for a great and glorious quest! With the powerful Zeke banned from this space-time continuum, havoc has ensued. Furbies are mating Tribbles, pie is mixing with muffins... *Grabs Richardson by the shirt.* KLINGONS ARE PARTYING WITH ROMULANS AND NOT TRYING TO KILL EACH OTHER! Richardson: GAH! The horror! Wait, what does this have to do with me? Shouldn't Ginga and Seko be handling Quests (of DOOMM!) and other such problems? Muse: Well... err.... their last quest went rather badly, as well as... well, you're the one for this quest, along with Yodck. Yodck: Called me, did you? Muse: GAH! How'd he get there? Richardson: Vulcan Kolinar training, crossed with Yoda level Force Skills. In other words: Don't know, really don't want to find out. So, the quest? Muse: Just head out to the Mirroraa system, and you'll find the start of your quest. *POOF!* Richardson: Double great leaping GAH! I hate it when they do that. Yodck: Job to be done, time not for hiding in the trophy closet. Richardson: *Taps Badge* Helm, set a course for the Mirroraa system, maximum LUDICROUS SPEED! To be continued...
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