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Silly Correspondence, Inc.,
Dear Sir:
I regret to inform you that the custard pizza you ordered has been torpedoed by the Graf Spee off Jutland in 1943. I also regret to inform you that all sales are final, so we will not be refunding you the sixty-seven-thousand pounds you paid for said pizza. Yours Insincerely, Mr. Gladys Smith, Bexhill-On-Sea
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O to be wafted away From this black aceldama of sorrow; Where the dust of an earthy today Is the earth of a dusty tomorrow! |
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