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Old 01-18-2006, 07:57 PM
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Default Silly Correspondence, Inc.,

Dear Sir:

I regret to inform you that the custard pizza you ordered has been torpedoed by the Graf Spee off Jutland in 1943. I also regret to inform you that all sales are final, so we will not be refunding you the sixty-seven-thousand pounds you paid for said pizza.

Yours Insincerely,
Mr. Gladys Smith,
Bexhill-On-Sea
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