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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Courtesy of the TrekBBS, VillainSupply.com. Just the thing for all of us here who are bent on global domination and have a few trillion burning a hole in our pockets. This is very funny stuff!
[quoteost_uid0]THE AMULET OF ARANON THE UNREADY* This amazing occult amulet grants its wearer tremendous psychic powers.** The visions and prophecies afforded the user have led to the rise and fall of nations.*** But beware the curse that accompanies these great powers!**** Let the unready beware!***** Price: US$9.99 ea.; US$6.99 for lots of 500 or more *Actually, [iost_uid0]an[/iost_uid0] Amulet of Aranon The Unready. He made thousands of them. We have pallets full. **Well, not tremendous. Basically, the wearer can see things that have already happened, if the wearer was actually present at the time. We grant that this isn't a very useful power. ***We made this up. Although, an Amulet of Aranon The Unready may have had some impact on the resignation of the Commerce Secretary of Trinidad in 1979. ****Wearing the amulet may lead to a slight increase in psoriasis symptoms. Not much of a curse, but then it's not much of an amulet. *****We have no idea what this means.[/quoteost_uid0] :lol: :lol:[/colorost_uid0]
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