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Top Ten Trek Episodes that feature pie as a major plot device


10. "Yu'Lia Schild": A Vulcan scientist who was raised in Germany comes aboard the Enterprise, and Troi senses she is not all she seems. When she confronts Yu'Lia, Troi realizes that Yu'Lia is a world-class chocolate-pie baker. However, the pies turn out to be more than meets the eye when several Feringi scientists eat the pie and start falling in love with Troi. In the end, Riker and Worf are found not guility of murder, because, really, they only killed some Feringi...

9. "Kirk''s Work": Kirk eats Trillian Apple Pie right before a very important speech at the Nurse's, Teacher's, and Doctor's Federation Union. However, as he does not realize that the pie is actually 60% alchol, and he ends up saying all women should just spend their time baking pies. The teachers, nurses and doctors (who are 80% female) decide that good punishment is to make Kirk, well, bake pies. 4700 of them.

8. "All Good Things": Q decides that a good punishment for the follies of the human race is to take away all their pie. Picard ends up travelling back and forth in time, attempting to get pie back.

7. "I Love Lucy": Trip must defeat the woman he loves, Lucy, who bakes a really good pecan pie, but happens to be evil, as she is a matchmaker from the Vulcan and believes T'Pol and Archer would be a good couple.

6. "Unnamed Holodeck Episode #47": Picard and Dr. Crusher decided to spend a fun day in the holodeck, in British Columbia, 2004, at the PNE. But, oddly, every food stand starts to turn into a pie stand, the Enterprise starts to be guided by a green bumper car, a guy named Bertuzzi thinks he can leave the holodeck and become a star "player" again, and Guinen shows up.

5. "Waking Up In Your Cup": Voyager is dangerously short on coffee, so Janeway guides it to a planet obvously rich in caffiene. However, on the planet, coffee is used only in pies, and only in sacrifices to President Fodgers. Breaking every Federation rule, Janeway kidnaps Folgers, has The Doctor go down to the planet imitating him, and get all the coffee pie for the week.

4. "Neelix's New Hobby": Neelix finds a historical text in the Voyager database called the "Joy of Cooking" and discovers "Pecan Pie". However, he mistakes dried beans for pecans. Meanwhile, Janeway and Chakotay are negotiating with a alien race that is very proper and finds any naturallly occuring odors as a sign of hatred...

3. "Anomoly": Kirk's Enterprise goes through an anomoly, and all weapons turn into pies. Then the Enterprise meets a Klingon ship that is ready for battle. The only defense the Enterprise has are huge meringue pies; however, the Klingons find pies in faces very funny, a truce is made, and the end of Human/Klingong war results.

2. "Gas Attack": The Cardassians create a new weapon which makes people obsess over food. The crew of DS9 are attacked, and spend their time making up Top Ten Lists which all revolve around pies. Finally, Odo, who of course can't eat, realizes something is wrong, as Quark, who never really does work, bakes a pie. Odo then saves the day.

1. "Feelings": Trip tries to explain to T'Pol how much he loves her using a pecan pie as a bar graph. Also, some b-plot about Archer, Romulians, and a Klingon who wants to be a Hippie.

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