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[color=#000000ost_uid0]The Top 10 Contrived Situations where Mayweather may get a line. (continued; sometimes it pays to step away for a bit.)

4. When an unknown virus is brought aboard the ship on their way back to earth, the crew starts acting odd. Among the more strange things that occur, is that the crew experience the feeling of being drunk, although they have yet to ingest sufficient alcohol to do so, even while on duty. Oh yes, they also forget to silence Mayweather when realizes he has a spine and starts to speak up for himself. Eventually the virus is cured, but Phlox decides to label the thing PSI-1998, mainly because of the number of tests it took to find a cure.

3. In one timeline where the [iost_uid0]Enterprise[/iost_uid0] fails to talk the counsel out launching the weapon, the ship is attacked and crippled beyond repair. Among the prisoners taken are Mayweather, who is interrogated about how many other Earth ships are in the Expanse. In a completely unexpected turnabout of events, Mayweather gets the Xindi laughing so hard they all die from laughter. With no one left to restrain the survivors from [iost_uid0]Enterprise[/iost_uid0], they steal enough ships to get everyone left home. Despite the thinning of ranks, Mayweather still gets no additional lines on the way back.

2. In an alternate reality, the peaceful Xindi Counsel manages to get Mayweather more then his allottment of lines, and "convinces" Archer and the rest of the paranoid Counsel from Earth to not launch the weapon. This agreement lasts until the Earth Counsel manages to stop Mayweather from getting extra lines, but by then it's too late and the batteries in the weapon run dry. NX-01 gets a new mission: Find the fabled Energizer Bunny and install his batteries in the weapon. The Xindi laugh at the feeble attempts to try to find the creature of legend, but they still manage to get Mayweather an additional line here and there, just for spite.

and as for the final...
1. Although he is silenced with a vengence while onboard NX-01, he is just bidding his time until he can switch to his more successful persona: Morn.

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