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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Ooo, one of my attempts got a vote.
[quoteost_uid0]Morpheus: *Smack!* It's easy to fight in the Matrix, Neo. Try it--take a swing at me. Neo: Sure, no problem. Morpheus: Ha, you missed! And you missed again! Hohoho, you're awful. Neo: Grr, this is frustrating. Can we go do something else already? Morpheus: No! When you can smack me upside the head, it will be time for you to leave. Until then, we stay here. Neo: Can I at least go get a drink at that water fountain over there? Morpheus: (turns to look) What water fountain? There shouldn't be any in this pro-- *Smack!* Neo: Ha! Neo 1, Morpheus 1! Morpheus: Grr... All right, you asked for it. On to the Broad Jump of Doom! Morpheus: It's easy to defy gravity in the Matrix, Neo. Â Try it--stroll out into thin air, like I just did. Neo: Like this? Morpheus: Yes. Â You just have to remember never to look down. Neo: Never what? Morphues: Look down. Neo: Oh, sh--*distant splat*[/quoteost_uid0] Either it, Sa'ar's short version, my attempt that came right after Sa'ar's short version, Kira's try, or maybe PHJ's block would be fine with me. Though CNash's is amusing too.[/colorost_uid0]
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