The Monkey's Paw Game

[persianmouse]

Orlanda Bloom (Orlando Bloom's evil twin sister) is in a play with you, but she's a total bitch, cuts down your lines, steals your make-up, and tells her twin that you have herpes, so he never asks you out (and he thought you were cute too, but the herpes...)

I wish I had been in one of the LOTR movies.