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ost_uid0][b ost_uid0]Q:[/b ost_uid0] Oh no! Captain! Chakotay was headed for the shuttle bay![b ost_uid0]A:[/b ost_uid0] It's just a simple math equation.[/color ost_uid0]
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The strength of a civilization is not measured by its ability to wage wars, but rather by its ability to prevent them. - Gene Roddenberry |
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ost_uid0]Q: 2^(3x+1/x)=log(x^(1/2)). What is that?A: A small white rabbit with pink polkadots.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. ![]() Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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ost_uid0]Q: What's featured in [i ost_uid0]The Matrix: The Special Edition[/i ost_uid0]?A: Aluminum Foil[/color ost_uid0]
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Benjamin Disraeli: You don't even know who I am! |
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ost_uid0]Q: What's the worst blade to fence with?A: Aluminium wire[/color ost_uid0]
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The first run through of any experimental procedure is to identify any potential errors by making them. |
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ost_uid0]Q: I need a way to stall the Evil Syndicate's work! What should I make The Weapon of Doom out of?A: Head smadge.[/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0]Q: What IS that new, horribly loud, car called?A: Car fall over cliff.[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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ost_uid0]Q: Opium, you look terrible! What happened?A: I picked it up with my tail while no-one was looking.[/color ost_uid0]
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Way in the future on the Starship Enterprise, everybody was sleeping because of Jigglypuff. |
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ost_uid0]Q: Where did that one dollar bill go that was laying on the floor a moment ago?A: California. Or Vietnam.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. ![]() Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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ost_uid0]Q: I want to take a vacation to somewhere warm. Bikinis and landmines are not an issue. Any suggestions?A: BOOM shaba-laba-laba![/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0]Q: What was that song you sang a couple of weeks ago?A: There's only one example of that, but it's not very important.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. ![]() Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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ost_uid0]Q: Please tell me there is a time where Chakotay didn't crash a shuttle.A: I havent, but I saw you kissing a tree the other day[/color ost_uid0] |
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ost_uid0]Q: Neomatrix, how many times have you dreamed about kissing ChakotayA: To what are thinking.[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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ost_uid0]Q. Ha of the ha! be Did you aware of sending I that is fivre "Ourobouros" 50, that 000 which is multiplying by means of Babelfish?A. Just shut up and take the pie to sickbay, OK?[/color ost_uid0]
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs |
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ost_uid0]Q: Look, Spock, I know the Captian loves pies, but, as he as the Tribblabular Flu, he may feel worse after pie.A:Shapoopi, shapoopi, that song that makes no sense[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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ost_uid0][b ost_uid0]Q:[/b ost_uid0] Master, what is the deeper meaning behind the Fast Food SOng?[b ost_uid0]A:[/b ost_uid0] I need that like I need an extra hole in my head![/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0]Q: Care for an extra hole in the head?A: The Harry Kim Maneuver: dying or suffering a mangling for the benefit of the plot or the amusement of his peers.[/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0][b ost_uid0]Q:[/b ost_uid0] And just WHAT do you call that move when you jumped off that cliff on Z'Ha'Dum?[b ost_uid0]A:[/b ost_uid0] Hush! The Nutella Goddess has spoken! Fear not![/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0]Q: What or who was that?A: It's just me, Mrs. Jidapsohoewhahsdfhs'd.[/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0][b ost_uid0]Q:[/b ost_uid0] This is Mrs. Jidapsohoewhahsdfhs'd speaking! Who goes there?[b ost_uid0]A:[/b ost_uid0] Well, it was gray, and it was holding a glass. No offense, of course.[/color ost_uid0]
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The strength of a civilization is not measured by its ability to wage wars, but rather by its ability to prevent them. - Gene Roddenberry |
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ost_uid0]Q: So what did you cupholder do?A: The TV is on. Let's play chess.[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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