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Spambots
We are under siege.
April Fool?
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I know, it's a problem. I'm behind on security patches for the forum. I need to renew the license, and since moving back to Ottawa, I just haven't had any money. I'll take care of it as soon as I can.
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Time for Hackneyed Joke #4571:
What is this mythical substance you call "money?"
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I'm eating them as fast as I can, dammit! It would be easier if there were a few brainbots as well for variety, but sadly it looks like I'm going to have to go somewhere else for those.
Mmmm, brains. Also, I'm willing to chip in on the licence like last time, Zekey. These things always cost an arm and a brain, I know.
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I hope you put enough salt on those PHJ. I hear it enhances the flavor.
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mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate. Zeke: It comes nateurally to him. mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea. Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity. Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own! Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further. |
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Salt? Salt? Bah! Salt is for dullards! No, a true connoisseur eats their spambots marinated in a caraway sauce.
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Can't believe I missed this before, but:
Brain and brain - what is brain?
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It's like a party in my mouth and everybody's invited?
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