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Summary of previous thread's storied history. Explanation of the need to close original oversized thread. Announcement that current occasion warrants an indulgence or two. Appropriate video game quote.
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FiveMinute.net: because stuff is long and life is short [03:17] FiveMinZeke: Galactica clearly needs the advanced technology of scissors, which get around the whole "yanking on your follicles" problem. [03:17] IJD: cylons can hack any blades working in conjunction |
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Statement of disbelief about the resurrection of this thread.
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"Please, Aslan," said Lucy, "what do you call soon?" "I call all times soon," said Aslan; and instantly he vanished away and Lucy was alone with the Magician. Last edited by Derek; 06-26-2010 at 11:41 PM. Reason: Reason for Editing |
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Recognition. Grumbled priority dispute.
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FiveMinute.net: because stuff is long and life is short [03:17] FiveMinZeke: Galactica clearly needs the advanced technology of scissors, which get around the whole "yanking on your follicles" problem. [03:17] IJD: cylons can hack any blades working in conjunction |
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Obligatory "Nate is just saying this in an attempt to sound clever while reminding everybody that he is an obsessive person who puts the 'fanatic' in 'fan'" joke.
Obligatory statement of self-depreciation to attempt to appear humble while failing miserably. Obligatory sign-out line stolen from whatever show or webcomic he's binging on at the moment.
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mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate. Zeke: It comes nateurally to him. mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea. Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity. Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own! Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further. Last edited by Nate the Great; 06-27-2010 at 02:45 AM. |
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Inquiry of, "Salutations, gentlemen. What currently transpires in this particular Internet forum discussion?"
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Grand sweeping simile, encompassing the cyclical nature of time and curvature of the universe.
Unintelligibly rambling expression of profound disgust of a deeply unclear sort (possibly aimed at either BP, politicians, or cupcakes). Further expression of appreciation for our secret alien overlords. Concluding statement, unconnected to any of the above.
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Mason: Luckily we at the Agency use use a high-tech piece of software that will let us spot him instantly via high-res satellite images. Sergeant: You can? That's amazing! Mason: Yes. We call it 'Google Earth'. - Five Minute 24 S1 (it lives, honest!) "Everybody loves pie!" - Spongebob Squarepants |
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Moderately pithy observation on previous statements. Sentence analyzing same. Cheerful conclusion!
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