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02-21-2008, 10:24 PM
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February 21 (TJIB 5+6)
Guess what? Today I've got two new TJI Briefs for you, both slightly past their obvious inspiration dates but still edible. Here's #5, Sheridan unveils groundhog plan, and the very strange #6, Giants crush patriots. (Also, we've now moved to a better server. Thanks as usual to AntonyF for the seamless changeover.)
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02-21-2008, 10:39 PM
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#5 is particularly amusing, but #6 is great too!
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02-22-2008, 12:02 AM
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"Please, Aslan," said Lucy, "what do you call soon?" "I call all times soon," said Aslan; and instantly he vanished away and Lucy was alone with the Magician.
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02-22-2008, 06:25 PM
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“Allow me to show you the door!” (Points) “Look. The door. It’s the wooden thing with the knob.” –Pancho, The Asparagus of La Mancha , VeggieTales Candace: (gasp) The square root of 'soon' is 'never'! The Doctor: It was all in the job title: Head of human resources. Lance: This time, it's personnel. To God be the glory. ><>
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02-22-2008, 07:24 PM
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Excuse me while I change the year on that. I was just using the year "A Hole in the World" aired.
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FiveMinute.net: because stuff is long and life is short [03:17] FiveMinZeke: Galactica clearly needs the advanced technology of scissors, which get around the whole "yanking on your follicles" problem. [03:17] IJD: cylons can hack any blades working in conjunction
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02-26-2008, 10:18 PM
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Do American "football" teams really have such daft nicknames as that*? Also, do you have have any kind of Google account on the go, Zeke? I sent you an email but neglected to actually ask about that part.
*Disclaimer: Ours are probably dafter, but speaking from a position of near complete ignorance on the matter, I don't care so much.
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02-26-2008, 11:26 PM
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If you mean 'Giants', 'Patriots', 'Packers', 'Cardinals', and 'Redskins', then yes. If you mean 'tailors', 'slingshot-wielders', 'Lilliputians', or 'math teachers', then no. If you mean 'groundhogs', then you must be reading the wrong TJI.
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“Allow me to show you the door!” (Points) “Look. The door. It’s the wooden thing with the knob.” –Pancho, The Asparagus of La Mancha , VeggieTales Candace: (gasp) The square root of 'soon' is 'never'! The Doctor: It was all in the job title: Head of human resources. Lance: This time, it's personnel. To God be the glory. ><>
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