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02-05-2006, 06:28 AM
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February 4
It was a new age. It was the end of history. It was the day everything changed. The day was Babylon 5 Three-Dayge, Day 3. The place was FiveMinute.net.
This concludes our brief excursion to Epsilon 3. There's still lots of B5 to cover, though -- and Sa'ar is staff now, so you can expect it to keep coming. Up next: Doctor Who! (Picky clerical note: I've interchanged the colour codes of 5MB5 and 5MFY. The lighter brown is easier on the eyes and thus should go with the subsite we'll be hearing from more often.)
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02-05-2006, 06:33 AM
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02-05-2006, 09:39 AM
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02-05-2006, 01:43 PM
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Good stuff, all around. 
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02-05-2006, 02:02 PM
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Sa'ar: Idiom, sir? ... Idiom! Unless, of course, this is just the 2+2 = 5 day of the Three-Dayge. If that were the case though, this should be number 5: Quote:
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02-05-2006, 06:06 PM
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Re: February 4
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02-05-2006, 06:16 PM
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Funny.
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02-05-2006, 07:00 PM
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I also put in a massive pile of other references...I think there's one line that contains about five by itself.
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Most amusing, all told, though I've gotten some odd looks from the other library partons as a result of bursting out giggling so many times. Ah well.
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02-06-2006, 11:36 PM
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02-07-2006, 08:09 AM
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2 + 2 does = 5
...for particularly large values of 2.
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02-07-2006, 05:14 PM
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You are completely loopey, you know that?  I need to add that to my sig. :mrgreen:
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02-07-2006, 09:36 PM
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2 + N = N For sufficiently large values of N.
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02-07-2006, 09:53 PM
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It's an old math joke. My favourite version is that pi equals 3 for large values of 3 and small values of pi.
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02-07-2006, 10:13 PM
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How about this one:
x-y=0 Therefore, 2x-2y=0 Therefore (x-y)=0, and 2(x-y)=0 Therefore (x-y)=2(x-y) Therefore 1=2 :P
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02-07-2006, 10:23 PM
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Along those same lines, but without the divide-by-zero, I've always liked the proof as to why 0.9(bar) equals 1.
(what I wouldn't give for a bar notation...) let x = 0.9(bar) Therefore 10x = 9.9(bar) Thus 10x - x = 9.9(bar) - 0.9(bar) Thus 9x = 9 Thus x = 1
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