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As promised, it's TJI #41: "Executive producer of Trek becomes elected position." This Just In's biggest scoop to date begins here....
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Also liked Mr. Pericles' comment.
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Very nice, Zeke! Can't wait to see the next ones!
Can I run for Executive Producer too? Huh? Can I? Can I, can I please? Pleeeeeeease? You're going to say no, aren't you?
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Great TJI, Zeke. Looking forward to the future ones.
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What's the Greek mean? Or is it one of those things where the joke is spoiled if you have to explain it?
Edit: I have a title :shock: I really should come here more often...
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"Please, Aslan," said Lucy, "what do you call soon?" "I call all times soon," said Aslan; and instantly he vanished away and Lucy was alone with the Magician. |
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Yay for not scrolling down far enough. :roll:
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Heheh, "some other show".
I await #42.
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ahhh so true! oh and where IS Mr. Carter? :lol: :?: |
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I can't wait to see who is elected! I sure hope it doesn't take forever between updates. I may have to seek out other sources :wink: I wonder if the Onion has any information...
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Bravo, Zeke! It's a masterpiece!
Don't expect to see anything more of me for a few days at the very least - we had a new cable box installed, so the house network has to be set up all over again, PLUS my computer has destabilized to the point where I'm going to have to format it (again). Stupid Bill Gates. *Shakes Fist* |
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According to my Translation services this is actually what the greek should look like: "Πού είναι ι; Ποιοι είναι εσείς; Ποιος είναι ο βασιλιάς σας; Εάν δεν με λέτε, θα σας σκοτώσω!" Zeke's text: "πoυ ειμι; τις εστε; τις βασιλευς υμων εστιν; εαν oυ λεγητε, υμας παντας απoκτενω!" is close but not exactly correct. Not like it really matters or anything. Also, Zeke - it's hilarious! I can't wait for the next issue! I especially liked: Quote:
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*pained* I can actually read some of the Greek.
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