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02-23-2005, 01:07 PM
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Block 28 - My name is Neo
Not noticing the homeless man in the shadows, Neo, Morpheus, and Trinity approach the subway payphone. It rings, and Morpheus goes back. While waiting for the next ring, Trinity starts to tell Neo what the Oracle told her. Her hesitation and the distraction of a passing train give Smith time to transfer himself into the homeless man -- Trinity sees him just barely in time to pick up the ringing phone, and escapes as a bullet from Smith's gun shatters the phone booth. Panicking, she tells Tank he has to send her back, but he can't. All she can do is watch the screen and whisper "Run, Neo. Run." (He should change his name to Lola. And hey, anybody seen Minority Report? Everybody runs? Great movie. Tom Cruise sure beats Keanu Reeves as an action hero. But I digress.)
His exit destroyed, Neo must stand and fight. He and Smith shoot at each other till their bullets are gone, and then go at it hand-to-hand. After several minutes of brutal combat, Smith seems to have the edge -- he's got Neo pinned on the subway tracks, and there's another train coming. (Already?) Naturally it's no loss to Smith if his current body is crushed, but Neo's only got the one. Fortunately, he also is the One. At the last second, he hurls himself upward, smashing Smith into the ceiling. He escapes the train; Smith does not. Unfortunately, in the few moments Neo takes to catch his breath, the Agent takes a host on the train. Neo bolts for the escalator with Smith in hot pursuit. Two scenes should do for this block, maybe three. Synopsis here. (I really dig this part of the movie. Does it show?)
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02-23-2005, 03:48 PM
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Morpheus: Disconnect.
Trinity: Disconnect. Smith: BOOM! Neo: Crud. Neo: Monkey Steals Lunchbag! Smith: Elephant Tramples Snake! Neo: Subway Smashes Agent! Smith: Pseudo-GAK! Neo: HA! Neo 1, Smith... (Smith comes out of subway train.) Neo: I bid you farewell, good Sir! Gatac
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02-24-2005, 12:35 AM
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Morpheus: Beam me up Tank! *Disappears*
Trinity: My Turn, but first I need to delay. Homeless Man: Bill and Ted? Coooo....*He becomes Agent Smith* Trinity: Oh crap! *Disappears* Agent Smith: So, where is your big toy now? Neo: You mean Trinity or that really big gun? Neo and Agent Smith fight Agent Smith: You broke my shades! Neo: Uh Oh! Agent Smith: That was my best pair too. Neo: Why don't you just replicate a new pair? Agent Smith: I will, once this train runs you over, Mr Anderson. Neo: Dude, My name is Neo! Agent Smith: Huh? I thought it was Ted.
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02-24-2005, 03:55 AM
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Homeless Man: Ted?
Neo: Bill, is that you? Agent Smith: No, it's Me! Me Me Me! or Homeless Man: Ted? Neo: Bill, is that you? Trinity: Old Friend? Neo: Yep, we go way back Trinity: Most Excellent or *Neo looks at phone booth* Trinity: What's wrong Neo? Neo: Nothing, just a little deja vu or Homeless man: OMG, Ted! Is that you? Neo: Bill! What brings you here? Homeless man: The phonebooth Trinity: Riiiight.
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02-26-2005, 05:02 AM
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Quote:
Trinity: Neo, there's something I've been wanting to tell you...
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03-06-2005, 09:34 AM
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As always, am busybusybusy - the Gilbert and Sullivan show I'm in (Iolanthe, chorus, first bass) opens a week from Tuesday - yay!
Muchos Gracias to Zeke for opening up all the remaining blocks - ah! we can smell the end approaching! I hope I'll be tackling more blocks in the next few days, but for the moment: Quote:
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03-07-2005, 01:23 AM
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yeah, perfect, it works perfectly.... I want that one! but there's a second part!
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03-07-2005, 02:57 AM
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TRINITY: Neo, there's something we should talk about...
NEO: Ah, heck. Ok, lemmie explain: I've spent my whole life in a computer simulation, and I've never actually "been with a woman". So its kind of hard to communicate my feelings for you. Now, I know the cameras in your shower on the Neb may be a-- TRINITY: Wait, what cameras?! GUN: Bang! TRINITY: *teleport* AGENT SMITH: Surprised to see me? NEO: Actually, kind of relieved.
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03-28-2005, 04:59 AM
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For the fight scene
Smith: You're out of bullets Neo: You didn't say "Simon says"...
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03-31-2005, 11:59 AM
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After Smith comes out of the Subway.
Neo: Hey! That's cheating! Smith: *ahem* look whose using the phoneline to escape the matrix mid-battle... Neo: Good point -OR- Neo: Don't you have anything better to do than abuse your powers? Smith: Actually, no... Neo: Oh, well, I guess we'll continue fighting then
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04-28-2005, 08:42 AM
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Morpheus: Now, to safely...wait a minute. Where's the phone?
Smith: Looking for this? Trinity: That's a banana. Neo: Great, now I'm stuck with *that* song again. Gatac
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05-03-2005, 08:40 AM
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Ah, it continues.
 I like Gatac's Quote:
Smith: Hah, gotcha! Now I just need a rope, dress, and wig for you. Neo: No thanks. SPROING! Train: TOOT! *splat* Neo: Scratch one Agent! Smith: Scratch is right. Neo: Double crud. Exit, stage anywhere but here! Naturally, edit or lose the "Double crud" part if the one-liners block isn't used. -- Pteryx |
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05-31-2005, 12:28 PM
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Vote time!
I'm for Gatc's first shot on this one. Gatac's Crud Block: Quote:
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06-01-2005, 04:23 AM
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I'd say Gatac's "Crud" the best with the "bananaphone" one the second best.
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06-03-2005, 05:29 AM
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Since when did Standback decide which entries were put to a vote? None of mine were even considered
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06-03-2005, 08:21 AM
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I didn't decide anything, Neo... it's been a good four months since the last vote, but a voting round will generally start with somebody listing their favorites. And continue with further people listing their favorites. Any block of yours that was a favorite of yours - quote it and vote for it! That's what we're here for!
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06-03-2005, 09:48 PM
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I vote for what's voted!
Actually, I vote for the following: Smith: Time to Die Neo: Uh-Oh, Tank, I need a subway train to hit him Tank: Got you covered Train: Squish!
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06-05-2005, 12:30 AM
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I like all the blocks so far, actually, both those mentioned and those not mentioned. Will have to consider this further. :?
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06-07-2005, 09:10 PM
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For the first block I choose Standback's version:
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Neo: Bring it on! Smith: Very well, Mr Anderson. 1772 Limehouse Boundary rules it is. I'll open with Euston Square. Neo: Neasden! Smith: South Kensington! Trinity (watching from the ship): Oh no, he's flunting him! Neo: Ah... uh... Kenton! Smith: Do you hear that, Mr Anderson? That is the sound of a transverse poly-thaumic Alberquerque Left Turn shuffle. Goodbye, Mr Anderson. Neo: My move.. is... Mornington Crescent! Now if you don't mind, I have an important phone call to take. Smith: Come back here! I want a rematch! Possibly it needs a bit of refinement.
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06-07-2005, 10:01 PM
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PHJ, it's funny. but that might be a wee bit obscure for everybody outside this forum... and possibly for everyone outside you
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