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04-02-2007, 06:03 AM
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Define 5M.net
Okay, so I was wandering around Bob and George forums (one more plug for the granddaddy of all sprite comics), and I stumble across the list of 1001 Ways to Pass Time on the Internet. Number 77 is ... well, I'll quote:
http://forums.bobandgeorge.com/viewt...r=asc&start=30 Number 77 Name: 5-Minute Voyager Link: www.fiveminute.net Type: Star Trek Parody Description: Compress a Star Trek episode into 5 minutes, add a whole bunch of parody stuff, and you've got a fiver! Even if you don't like Star Trek (unlike me), or are not a hyper-fanatic convention-cosplaying Trekkie (like me), there's still enough to grab your attention. Oh, and the 77 isn't a rank or anything, it's just the 77th listed. And it was posted in October 2004 (was it still 5MV back then?). So my question is: how would you define 5M.net in one sentence?
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mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate. Zeke: It comes nateurally to him. mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea. Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity. Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own! Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further. 
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04-03-2007, 12:57 PM
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FiveMinute.Net: the most wretched hive of reductionist nerds and pie obsessives on the internet.
But that's not great, so how about this: We are the fivists. You will be parodied. Verbosity is futile.
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Mason: Luckily we at the Agency use use a high-tech piece of software that will let us spot him instantly via high-res satellite images. Sergeant: You can? That's amazing! Mason: Yes. We call it 'Google Earth'. - Five Minute 24 S1 (it lives, honest!) "Everybody loves pie!" - Spongebob Squarepants
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04-03-2007, 08:41 PM
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The most dangerous substance this side of Ursa Minor.
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O to be wafted away From this black aceldama of sorrow; Where the dust of an earthy today Is the earth of a dusty tomorrow!
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04-03-2007, 11:00 PM
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All your parodies are belong to us. You have no chance to survive read our fivers.
 Actually, "Got five?" works for me on a lot of levels. Not exactly a "definition," but since when is anything on this site exactly accurate?
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mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate. Zeke: It comes nateurally to him. mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea. Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity. Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own! Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further.
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