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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Masterful, Zeke. Brilliant beyond words! [/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]:lol: Wow! It's like a huge work of modern art, only condensed to one-twelfth its original size! :lol:
The moral of the day: Canada's funny![/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]LOL, genius! Now if only you could sell it for millions you would be sorted!
Where did i put my rollers...bet i could do a nice "Voice of water"... :think: :lol:[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Wow, thats only ever my 2nd post...gee, I'm lazy! :lol:[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Hey, anyone know how i can get my site link to actually turn into a link in my sig? :stupid: How i have managed to throw together a site i shall never know... :lol:[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]^ Try putting the http:// part in front.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Wow, never thought of that! Thanks [/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Good to see you again, Alexia.
Zeke, Its Incredible, I laughed, I cryed, I spewed coke on my computer screen! [/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]I don't entirely get it. Still, I'm sure it's reasonably funny, as is most modern art.[/colorost_uid0]
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[quoteost_uid0="PointyHairedJedi"][color=#000000ost_uid0]I don't entirely get it. Still, I'm sure it's reasonably funny, as is most modern art.[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]You know, there [iost_uid0]is[/iost_uid0] a link right at the bottom of the page that says what to do if you don't get it...[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Oh man. I remember that, and I think I was 7 at the time. X(
Raeside did a pretty funny editorial cartoon on it. Not as funny as his kelp one, but not bad. [/colorost_uid0] |
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[quoteost_uid0="Zeke"][color=#000000ost_uid0]You know, there [iost_uid0]is[/iost_uid0] a link right at the bottom of the page that says what to do if you don't get it...[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]I [iost_uid0]did[/iost_uid0] read it. Still don't quite get it.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]It's a painting Canada bought for a ton of money, but it looked like something that a two year old could do and the people of canada thought that they were wasting their tax dollars buying over priced "art." So Zeke, the lovely two year old (no offence intended), made his own over priced fiver for the canadians to buy to see if they would fall for it again.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]If I was aware of this "scandal" at the time it took place, I haven't managed to retain much. Not far different from some of the NEA hoo-hah that was going on about the same time, though.
[quoteost_uid0]Raeside did a pretty funny editorial cartoon on it. Not as funny as his kelp one, but not bad. [/quoteost_uid0]Kelp? Edit: to add link (side note: recognize one of the names?)[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="Celeste"]It's a painting Canada bought for a ton of money, but it looked like something that a two year old could do and the people of canada thought that they were wasting their tax dollars buying over priced "art." So Zeke, the lovely two year old (no offence intended), made his own over priced fiver for the canadians to buy to see if they would fall for it again.[/quoteost_uid0]
I understand that, I just don't get why it's supposed to be funny. Perhaps I would if I were Canadian (heaven forbid ).[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid1]I gave the wallpaper in a picture I was coloring a look very similar to that once...[/colorost_uid1]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="mudshark"]Kelp? [/quoteost_uid0]
June 15th, 1990 comic. (Two people in a house, looking out through the windows as pouring rain soaks everything in sight. The lawn has been completely submerged.) Woman: What are you planning to grow in the garden this year?... Guy: Kelp. Caption:"The nine-month monsoon season winds up." Edit: stupid typo. It's a BC joke. [/colorost_uid0] Edited By Nan on 1084086087 |
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[quoteost_uid0="Nan"][color=#000000ost_uid0]It's a BC joke. [/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]With some of the rainy seasons we've had in recent years (not nine months, but fairly ... concentrated), that one'd work for California, too. [/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Speaking of Voice of Fiver... it reminds me of the time when our Arts teacher in high school desperately tried to convince us that a black square on white surface is not only art, but the greatest masterpiece ever. I so wanted to thwap her.[/colorost_uid0]
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