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TJI Christmas special: Zeke, this is your Life!
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Hmmm. I suddenly have this strange urge to start screaming "Zeke is t3h pwnage"...
I wonder why... :wink: Hehe, I love it all. XD And Zeke is t3h pwnage! Rawk on, Zeke. :mrgreen: Well, rawk on "soon", at least. :P
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Not only did I need this like you would not BELIEVE, but two minutes after I read it, I found the set theory papers I was utterly doomed without.
Lexy, you are a Christmas miracle.
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aww that's sweet!
Of course you left out a very critical point in his life... The Deltachat Days and of course Fatherly Uncle Jim who made it possible for me to know Zeke and for Zeke's site to gain popularity. Not that the fivers themeselves weren't doing the job, but it never hurts to have Jim Wright put a link on his immensely popular site. |
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Ahh...well I didn't know about that :wink: Hence the extremely limited knowledge bit :wink:
Glad you liked it Zeke! I did it for you :mrgreen:
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*Would post but is back in monastery in cave* - Ah crap! Weeell, I'm here now, so nice TJI, Lexy! It's very.....Aspel-ish.....lol....
And now, in a blatant vote-winning and cashing-in-on-the-cheer-up-Zeke-scene scam, I would like to award this special err....award, which has only been awarded to 5MV out of the entire web, EDIT: And now I'm back to my monastery in a cave. Oh, and this pie is key lime, naturally.......I like key lime...I'd forgotten...How odd I am...*goes off, mumbling to his cave*
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LOL well, I'm not sure it deserved an award but the pie is appreciated :mrgreen: Stay out from your cave and share it with me How about bringing some festive love into this thread?
:mrgreen: Took me 5 minutes to make :wink: Also, I'm not convinced that's actually how you spell bouble :wink: But hey ho :mrgreen:
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um Lexy I don't think the award was for you... um I think it was for Five Minute Voyager ...
oh and I must add that this TJI wasn't a scam for votes! But hey if you wanna vote Lexy and Sab because of it, who am I to stand in your way! Happy Holidays! |
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs |
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Oooh NAH quoted me! Cool! :wink: :mrgreen:
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Very funny Lexy, but as you are my perfect date... why wasn't I in it!?
j/k I loved it. |
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Most amsuing. My part was completely inaccurate though - me afraid of 17? Yeah, right.
You all look so sceptical all of a sudden.
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Well, no one is afraid of 17. We respect her for the lovely person she is.
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I've barely had the chance to talk to 17, so I have no reason to be afraid of her. :twisted:
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AHAHAHAHAHAH! Fools. :twisted:
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So it doesn't have quite the same zing to it as the original, I admit...
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The latter, I would imagine. I dunno if 17's ever put a guy in a chokehold for taking her chair.
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Hotaru - and that's the only reason that you're still with us today.
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