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![]() (plugging in) Neo: Hooked on a feeling. Neo: I do believe we're on the eve of destruction Morpheus: (nodding) It's the end of the world as we know it. Neo: Blue skies smiling at me. Time warp? Morpheus: Here comes the rain again. Morpheus: I wear my sunglasses at night Neo: I can't fight this feeling anymore! Bye bye bye! Whoever Unplugs Him: Neo: Movin' it on up (blork) Bah. I'm gonna wait for the next block and throw my support behind Standback. [quote ![]() Morpheus: Is that really so hard to believe? Look at yourself - you're a two-dimensional character, the plot makes no sense, and you're mainly here to shoot people. Neo: Point. [/quote ![]() This I like.[/color ![]()
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs |
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![]() Neo: Why? Morpheus: You know matter and antimatter...? Morpheus: We ask for things. Things that make us cool. Neo: Like laxatives? Morpheus: Those are things that make us go. Crass, crude potty humour. I forsee getting slapped with a veto. It popped into my brain and I had to type it. Neo: So the machines died after the sun was blocked off? Morpheus: No, they switched to this. Neo: Energizer batteries? Morpheus: They kept going and going and going and going and...(Energizer bunny wanders through the Anteroom. Morpheus ventilates it). (wince) Somebody make these funny.[/color ![]()
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![]() Neo: Good. I need a pair of ruby slippers badly right about now. Neo: So the Matrix is basically a humongous holodeck. Morpheus: Correct. Neo: Neato. *ahem* Computer, replicate me some shades. Computer: Request denied. Shades are irrelevant. Your pathetic attempt to look cool is futile. Morpheus: ...Actually, "a humongous holodeck with a major attitude" would be closer to the truth. Computer: I can't help it. You all are so, so...*hateable*. And you're too easy to make fun of.[/color ![]()
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