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Signed fiver update
Okay, time to come clean. There's a reason I haven't sent out the signed fivers yet. That reason is --
(Are you sure you want to hear this? It's pretty stupid.) -- That reason is that if people were paying me for this, I wanted to go the extra mile and make sure the fivers looked good on paper. In particular, I wanted to make sure there weren't any scenes that were interrupted by page breaks. And I could not for the life of me figure out how to do that. It would be simple in a word processor, but these are HTML files. It was just recently that I actually tried loading the HTML into Word and discovered how easy it was. Oh, like you've never underestimated a Microsoft product. Anyway, I'm posting now to guarantee that I'll send out the signed fivers as soon as I get back in Waterloo. I have everything I need, and now I know that. So if you've been waiting for your envelope to arrive, it's coming shortly, and I'll see if I can throw in a little something extra for the delay.
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Just as long as we actually get them at some point, and they aren't written on toilet paper, I'll be happy.
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Okay, there goes one idea for the something extra.
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I guess if it was that really cushiony stuff that puppies seem to enjoy frolicking in so much...
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They have one of those commercials with a Bernese Mountain Dog!
<--- Huh? HUH!?!
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We always get labradors, for some reason. Not that I'm complaining, mind - if they're marinaded in the right sauce they can taste absolutely scrumptious.
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It's amazing how fun necroposting can be...
Did this ever happen?
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