10. Shelby is cuter.
9. Data looks silly in red.
8. The toaster wouldn't let him.
7. Riker flipped a coin, Data unfourtunately lost.
6. Data wouldn't get upset if he didn't get it. At least he shouldn't <.<
5. Data is too smart to have the job of doing nothing.
4. Secretly, Riker is afraid of Data.
3. If Data was promoted Wesley would've gotten his job.
2. Shelby gave Riker some chocolate.
And the number 1 reason is...
1. Riker wanted a woman near by. He's a pig after all.
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