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10. Harry Kim - A girlfriend

9. McCoy - Tranqulisers (If THAT won't make Spock leave him alone, nothing will)

8. Jake - A computer, complete with MS Word

7. The Doctor - Time on a planet where everyone thinks he's a visiting opera star

6. Worf - A chance to beat the crap out of Riker

5. Archer - Chili (That's safe for dogs)

4. Sisko - Earplugs

3. Janeway - Anti-C/7 ray

2. Kirk - A better wig

And the number one Star Trek Christmas Gifts (to ANYone, not a copy of the villan one)...

1. Picard - A cut out version of himself, which is convincing enough to make Q think it's the real Picard

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