8. The Ferengi. Wait a minute...
7. The kind people at PBS. (This bumbled attempt at take over was brought to you by viewers like you!)
6. The Muppets. Like they could take over a ship. They're made out of FELT! FELT!
5. A paperclip. You can't think! HAH! Take that! I shall bend you out of shape! OW! You broke and poked me!
4. Riker. Can't do anything on his own ship...
3. Anne of Green Gables.
2. Christina Aguilera.
And the 1 entity we are certain (pretty certain) couldn't take over any enterprise is...
1. This potted plant:
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