05-23-2005, 12:50 AM
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Noodles And Hot Tofu! MMM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: St Louis, MO, USA, . . .
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Lex: Let us now commence Project YAKEDTE: Yet Another Kryptonite Experiment Destined to Explode!
Doctor: Yessir, but I really wish we could leave off the DTE part.
Lex: Yes, and the fans want me to leave off the YAKE part, but do I listen to them?
(BOOM!)
Doctor: Maybe you should...
Good Lex: Nah, that would make the show interesting.
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:twisted: Sounds like the holodeck on TNG to me... 
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Lionel: I can't believe you cancelled my charity banquet!
Evil Mwahaha-Lex Villain: Yes you can.
Lionel: Okay, I can. But what about our touching father-son moment earlier?
Evil Mwahaha-Lex Villain: Let's replace that with fencing and see if I can't turn you evil again.
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Lana: So what have you done about it?
Clark: Done? Nothing of course. Not until Chloe tells me too.
Chloe: (over the phone) Okay, Clark, now you can confront Lex.
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Heheheh.
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Evil Mwahaha-Lex Villain: Well, I can either argue with you about whether people are born good or bad and whether or not that makes me the real Lex, or I can punch you with my kryptonite ring until you agree to take over the world with me.
Clark: So which one are you --
(PUNCH!)
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:lol: :lol:
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Lex: Nope. It was really horrible though seeing myself as some evil, over-the-top, comic-book villain. It's just so unlike me.
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Heheh.
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