Thanksgiving joke roundup!
Site One:
What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
Plymouth Rock.
Why do the pants of pilgrims keep falling down?
Because their belt buckles are on their hats!
Why do the pants of pilgrims keep falling down?
Because their belt buckles are on their hats!
Site Two:
Why didn’t the turkey bake properly on Thanksgiving?
I’ve no idea but I suspect some fowl play.
Can you tell the difference between a female and a male turkey?
The male is the one with the TV remote.
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mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate.
Zeke: It comes
nateurally to him.
mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea.
Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity.
Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further.